you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies
bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band
‘you’ve just met yourself. i’ve known you for years’ is still the most romantic thing i’ve ever heard and they let my favorite little cornfed closetcase say it on live television to another man. incredible.
supernatural. this is from the cw’s supernatural. like all great modern romance, this is about destiel. please don’t disrespect our troops
the best part of the new jurassic park movie was when jonathan bailey’s character unironically says that he wants to die in a shallow sea with silt on the bottom because he’ll have the greatest chance at becoming fossilized. hell yeah autism boy live your dream.
The City of Atlanta Georgia has decided to demolish the research and conservation center of the Amphibian Foundation. This organization works tirelessly to conserve the Frogs, Toads, Salamanders, Newts, and other amphibians in the United States. In addition, they provide key education for herpetologists on the care, conservation, and preservation of reptiles and amphibians.
This emergency need is compounded by the government mass firing of conservation officials and the pulling of funds from many of the country’s conservation organizations.
Our building will be demolished in 2026, and we need to identify a new location (or locations) for 7 labs and over 1,000 animals, many of which are endangered and part of critical conservation programs.
We’ve identified a new location for most of AF, but not our research and conservation programs. We have an amazing lead, but it’s not confirmed yet.
Our first fundraising project is the AF Emergency Fund as the minimum cost estimates to move this many labs and animals safely is $50,000. (It costs about 50 USD per animal to move them)
If you can’t donate.. please share… here.. and everywhere else.
okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.
fully obsessed with the people in the notes who are like “i don’t know what y’all are worried about 🙄 i simply curate an entire dummy tumblr account connected to a different email address where i reblog a regular stream of cute animals and aesthetic pictures of old buildings and then give that url out instead” like they’re maintaining a deep cover identity for a cold war spy. completely normal behavior.
a funny thing about this being one of my more popular posts is that in all truth i DO tell people out loud that i’m on tumblr, and the myth that this site is dead is so pervasive that it absolutely does not matter. i can say “i have a tumblr” present tense, or “i am going home after work tonight to spend a ridiculous amount of time on tumblr,” or even “here is a direct link to a post on my personal tumblr blog, that i made just now today about a currently happening event,” and they’re like “wow i remember hearing about tumblr. how many years ago is this from?” it quite simply will not sink in. great news for the “i do not wish to be perceived” crowd we are actually comically impervious to it.
turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog
So last summer I found this giant green caterpillar on some browse my coworker brought in, and since he was far from home and about to get eaten by a giant ungulate I decided to take him home to see if I could raise him (Fernando)
A few weeks after I brought him home I couldn’t find Fernando, and eventually discovered he had cocooned!
After he didn’t hatch within a few weeks I assumed he had either died in the cocoon or was overwintering in there (even though it was August?) so I put him out on the porch in a butterfly mesh thing to experience fall/winter. And then I noticed last week something had emerged…
This little lady had come out (little antennae mean female) but didn’t look so hot. She was pretty small and her wings hadn’t expanded. She didn’t move for a day so I thought she had died but after some gentle stick poking saw her moving around a bit. I brought her outside to see if she could still attract a male and maybe lay eggs but once it got dark I brought her back in since I didn’t want her to get too cold or get eaten :(
I don’t know if she didn’t develop properly or got a fungus or something while she was enclosed for so long, but she only lived a couple of days. Despite her not fully becoming the stunning Polyphemus moth I still thought she was adorable and feel super lucky she hatched at all
